Bob and Jack-Nobel prize
Bob looks out the window & sees Jack standing out in his field. He tells his wife Lola, that he is really worried about Jack. The next day he looks out his window and sees Jack still standing out in his field. He says Lola, Jack has lost his mind and I need to go help him! He walks over to Jack, and says "what the hell are you doing Jack". Jack says "I'm trying to win the Nobel Prize". Bob says "how do you plan to do that". Jack says "I saw a show on TV and it said if you wanted to win the Nobel Prize that I had to out-standing- in my field".
