Death notice
Lola went to the local newspaper and said she wanted to put in the Obituary Column that Jack died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word. She said, "Here's $2.00 - put in there that JACK DIED. They said, Lola, surely you want more than that." She said, Mais, no, just Jack died. The editor said, "Well, you're a little upset. Bring yourself back tomorrow and you will probably think of something else. She came back the next day, and said, "Yeh, I tought of something else, "HOUSE FOR SALE".
