Jack-Viagra pills
Jack, in his eighties, got up one morning, and was putting on his coat, when his wife Lola said, "Jack, where you go?" The elderly Jack replied, "Lola, I'm gonna go to da doctor, me."
Surprised his wife asked "Why, are you sick?" "No," Jack said, "I'm gonna get me some of dem new Viagra pills."
With that, Jack's equally elderly wife got up out of her rocker and started putting on her sweater.
Surprised, Jack asked, "Now, where you goin?"
"Me, I'm goin to the doctor, too".
"Why?"
She said, matter-of-factly, "If you're going to start using that rusty, old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."
Surprised his wife asked "Why, are you sick?" "No," Jack said, "I'm gonna get me some of dem new Viagra pills."
With that, Jack's equally elderly wife got up out of her rocker and started putting on her sweater.
Surprised, Jack asked, "Now, where you goin?"
"Me, I'm goin to the doctor, too".
"Why?"
She said, matter-of-factly, "If you're going to start using that rusty, old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."
