Jack-finding Jesus
Jack, drunk as usual, stumbles into a baptistmal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He walked down into the water an stood next to the preacher.
The minister turns and notices drunken Jack and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
Jack replies, "Yesh, Your Honor, I sure am!"
Then minister dunks Jack under the water and pulls him right back up.” Have you found Jesus?" he asked.
"Nooo, Your Highness, I sure didnt!" Jack said. Then preacher dunks him under for a little bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
Jack shouted "Noooo, Your Majesty, I sure didnt!"
Disgusted, preacher holds Jack under for at least 45 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My good man, have you found Jesus YET?"
Jack wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
The minister turns and notices drunken Jack and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
Jack replies, "Yesh, Your Honor, I sure am!"
Then minister dunks Jack under the water and pulls him right back up.” Have you found Jesus?" he asked.
"Nooo, Your Highness, I sure didnt!" Jack said. Then preacher dunks him under for a little bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
Jack shouted "Noooo, Your Majesty, I sure didnt!"
Disgusted, preacher holds Jack under for at least 45 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My good man, have you found Jesus YET?"
Jack wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
